| So, the guy in front of me had a Playboy magazine in his cart... SPF noticed, and said, with interest, "Is that [name of girl I didn't recognize]? Is she naked?"
The guy had it bookmarked, so they opened it up to take a look - there's often quite a bit of spandex and scandalous costumes at comic-con, but that was more than I intended to see!
SPF said "You can see her --- and everything." Then turning to me, "Excuse the language ma'am." I'm not sure what's worse, seeing the ---, or being a "ma'am".
Nevertheless, he was very charming...|